1998 Honda Civic HX Coupe

1998 Honda Civic HX Coupe

How are babies formed? (Edited)

How are babies formed?

How do girls get pregnant?

They need to do away with insane mothers who kill their babies, because these babies cannot fight back. It was on the news this morning; a mother in Arkansas had killed her three children. They are taking the three babies back to New York to lay them to rest. My prayers are with the father who lost his children; I am truly sorry for your loss.

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

I choose duckies because I don’t feel like I think I can, I know I can. Also, all sorts of quackery is usually involved.

Drink List

Cosmopolitan

1.5 oz Vodka

1 oz Triple Sec

2 oz cran

Juice of 3 lime wedges

Served up

Martini Glass

Long Island Iced Tea

.75 oz Vodka

.75 oz Gin

.75 oz Triple Sec

.75 oz Run

3 oz sour mix

Top with cola

Ingredients shaken

Served on the rocks

16 oz. “Pounder” or mixing glass

Margarita

1.5 oz tequila

1 oz triple sec

Juice of 3 lime wedges

Ingredients shaken and strained

Served on the rock

16 oz. “Pounder” Glass

Garnish with lime

Vodka Martini                                                      Gin Martini

2 oz vodka                                                                 2 oz gin

.25 oz dry vermouth                                                 .25 oz dry vermouth

Shake and strain                                                     Shake and strain

Served up                                                                  Served up

Martini Glass                                                             Martini Glass

Garnish with 2 olives                                                          Garnish with 2 olives

Malibu Sunrise                                                        Tequila Sunrise

1.5 oz Malibu                                                                        1.5 oz tequila

4 oz Orange juice                                                     4 oz orange juice

.5 oz grenadine                                                        .5 oz grenadine

On Rocks                                                                  On rocks

9oz rocks Glass                                                        9 oz. rocks glass

Garnish with orange Wedge                                              Garnish with orange wedge

Mai Tai                                                                       Vodka Cran

1 oz light rum                                                                        1.5 oz Vodka

1 oz Caribbean rum                                                 3 oz. Cranberry Juice

3 oz orange juice                                                     On rocks

3 oz pineapple juice                                                            9oz. rocks Glass

1 oz dark rum                                                            Garnish with lime wedge

.5 oz grenadine

On rocks

16 oz “pounder” or mixing glass

Garnish with orange Wedge

Cuba Libra                                                               Vodka Tonic

1.5 oz Rum                                                                1.5 oz vodka

3 oz cola                                                                    3 oz tonic

On rocks                                                                    On rocks

9oz. Rocks Glass                                                     9oz. rocks glass

Juice of 1 lime wedge                                             Garnish with lime wedge

Garnish with lime wedge

You know this movie is going to be funny but the same Ferrell.

You know this movie is going to be funny but the same Ferrell.

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